City 16

Bloody hell, it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. Can I even remember how to make one? Oh yeah, I play a game for an hour and then write about it. Of course! Well this should be easy then…

What Is It?

An open world game set on Mars. Massive hammer based destruction seems to be the focus. Beyond that I’ve got no idea. I did play the demo, however, and hated it.

Why Did You Buy It?

Legions of people saying that the demo was a poor reflection of the game, which is actually brilliant fun. Also this video. Also Game selling it for £5 over Christmas. Also the allure of hammering things.

The Preamble

Before I play the game, I have to start the game. This logic is undefeatable. Unfortunately I can’t find the bloody thing because there doesn’t seem to be a THQ, Volition or Red Faction Guerrilla folder in the start menu. Ah, of course. This is going to be one of those games that ignores the years old tradition of putting the executable files into an easy to sort through centralised set of nested folders, instead choosing to use the caustic wasteland of shit that is the Vista Games folder. This will need to be rectified.

I’ve got two reasons for using Steam as a centralised platform for launching all my games, whether they were bought through Steam or not. The first is, as a game launcher, it’s light years ahead of Vista’s awful Games folder. The second is that it adds the Steam overlay to non-Steam games, meaning they don’t crash to the fucking desktop when Rock, Paper, Shotgun’s Steam group announces one of their seemingly hourly TF2 matches. With RF:G added to the fold, shit can finally get hammered.

Runtime error! Fuck. Hmm, maybe my illicit Steam antics are causing issues. Time to brave the wastelands of the Games folder.

Nope, not that. To the Internet! Oh, my flatmate must be up because the Internet’s down. I really need to get around to resetting that bloody router. Still, at least I’m not playing a Ubisoft game (burn!)

The router’s remembered how to deal with two connections again… To the Internet! The only thing I learn from my search of ‘Red Faction Guerilla runtime error’ is my propensity for misspelling guerrilla. Maybe the game’s been patched? It has! Although the only patch download I can find is hosted by Gamespot, who want me to sign up to get it. I’ve gone this long without needing a Gamespot account, I’m not about to get one now.

Oh. Shit. RF:G uses Games for Windows: Live. This does mean it would auto-update patches but, crucially, only if I could start the fucking game. The game’s website is the usual flash-enabled hell of pointless screenshots and over-hyped feature lists. No help there then.

I’ve finally found the patch! Hidden on the community forum in a technical help thread. There’s also some advice for what to do if you can’t start your game.  Surprisingly none of the advice is “play a better made game,” which is what I’ve been leaning toward for the last 10 minutes. Okay, I’ll play along and update my graphics drivers.

I forgot, Nvidia’s auto update site doesn’t work properly in my Firefox browser. Hey, Internet Explorer, you’re going to get some work for a change. Make the most of it. Unsurprisingly I’ve already got the latest graphics driver update (well, excepting the one they removed for breaking people’s fans) this patch better work.

“Red Faction Guerrilla recommends you install Raptr.” Red Faction Guerrilla can fuck off. Jesus Christ, it’s actually launched a Raptr installation executable. Red Faction Guerrilla can fuck right off. Still the patch is done. This had better be one hell of a hammer.

Runtime error!

The very last suggestion in the technical help thread is “Uninstall and reinstall the game.” I’m certainly going to follow at least half of that advice. First though is the slightly bizarre suggestion of turning off all spyware and anti-virus software. How the fuck is that going to help? Is the game offended at the cowardice of using a full suite of security tools? Whatever, I can’t see it working but I’ve jumped through this many hoops already. Say goodnight, Bitdefender.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

The Playtest

Fuck it, I’ll do it another day.

Ride an explosive barrel off into the sunset.

I think I may have found my new Mercenaries 2/Saints Row 2/Prototype.

Rules of Blogging #79: Been playing a fuckton of games over the last few days? Not quite ready to focus on one of them for a single post? Unable to currently play most of them due to global PS3 armageddon? Then throw out a ‘What I’ve Been Playing’ round-up post! Maybe while listening to some 16 Volt. Maybe.

Bayonetta

If you were writing a walkthrough of Bayonetta you’d probably have to start every paragraph with “after a lengthy cutscene.” Not only is the game’s story told in excruciatingly long cinematic chunks, it is, without doubt, one of the most completely batshit insane affairs I’ve ever seen in a videogame. I remember the first time I saw the anime Excel Saga not quite knowing whether to love or be disgusted by just how brutally retarded it was. Bayonetta’s like that. It might be brilliant. I’ve completed it and I’m still not entirely sure.

The actual game is on much more solid ground. It’s clearly in the same mould as Devil May Cry but Bayonetta is much more focused on the dodging mechanic. Time your dodges right and everything slows down leaving enemies open to combo attacks. It’s also a game that demands multiple playthroughs. Your first time through the game is primarily focused on surviving and figuring out how to defeat the myriad of enemies thrown at you. On subsequent attempts, as you can afford more powerful techniques and weapons, things should become much more centred around actually moving through the levels with style. At least that’s my theory – I’m not quite ready to delve in again.

Mass Effect 2

I’ve got no excuse for having not finished this yet, especially since it’s been the only thing I’ve wanted to play for most of February. The only reason that I can think of for my slowed progress is that I’m near the end – and the end means over a years wait for the next Mass Effect. If we were further into the year I’d call it my favourite game of the year so far. It’s a true statement still, but loses most of its impact if you say it at the start of March, especially when you’ve only played a couple of 2010 released games.

I’ve got a couple of posts lined up to go into some specifics but, as a general overview, I can confirm the truth in all the reviews. The combat is much improved over the last game. I’m now actually looking forward to the fights Shepherd finds herself in instead of merely putting up with them. That said, the true brilliance of the game, as with last time, lies in your interactions with your crew members. The overall plot might be a but more clunky this time round, but the characterisation of some of your team is as strong as ever.

Battlefield 1943

I’m still going through periods of playing this compulsively. In the period between the closure of the Battlefield: Bad Company 2 demo and the release of Battlefield: Bad Company 2 this Friday it’s pretty much the only competitive online shooter I’ve played. For a console FPS that isn’t called Modern Warfare 2 it’s still surprisingly easy to find a game.

Luckily most of the hardcore FPS freaks have moved to MW2 so things are surprisingly casual for a game centred around shooting men in the face. I’ve been able to gain a respectable score while indulging in the stupid crap I tend to get up to when I become a little too familiar with an online game – excessive sniping, parachuting out of a plane at the right angle for it to cause insane explosions and parking a tank in the middle of an enemy base to see how much destruction I can cause before being blown up have all been unhelpful contributions to my team’s war effort.

Borderlands

Specifically the Mad Moxxi DLC pack which adds an arena mode to the game. With loot drops and XP earning removed for the arena battles the game’s forced to rely purely on its FPS mechanics. Luckily it rises to the challenge admirably, proving just how satisfying its gunplay is.

Because trying one of the arena battles solo is tantamount to buying a one way ticket to Rape City (which I don’t think is a real city) I’ve been forced to head online for co-op buddies. Generally I never do this with strangers because I assume they’ll be arseholes, hence why despite owning Left 4 Dead for about a year I’ve never actually played its campaign mode, but here your interactions are pretty basic. As waves of enemies flood your ranks your interactions are kept to “kill things, keep other players alive.” There’s very little room to be a dick because, if you are, you could lose a hell of a lot of progress.

Heavy Rain

This is how I’ve spent the last two evenings, and would be this evening if I could. It’s the same story as could be applied to any Quantic Dream game – if you’re the type of person who is prepared to enjoy it you will absolutely love the thing. I’m sure once I’ve finished the game and have gone back to try and elicit different results, once I’ve seen the limitations of the storytelling mechanic and the way you don’t have as much agency over the outcome as you first thought, I’ll be slightly less fond of the game. For now though it’s a rare example of a game where my decisions are reactions to often tense and stressful situations. I want to do the right thing for each character and trying to decipher just what that is where the game’s strength lies.

An example, that I’m keeping vague but is nevertheless slighlty spoilerish: A guy is pointing a gun at the head of my partner and I’m trying to talk him down. At each point I can choose a different topic to try and make him lower the gun or I can shoot him. With each attempt he’s becoming seemingly more erratic. Do I try a different approach? Have I got time? Oh God he’s going to pull that trigger at any moment… At which point I’m hammering the R1 button to take him down before I fuck it all up. Fuck. I don’t even like the guy I’m partnered with.

Yeah, Heavy Rain’s really fucking good.

I’m pretty sure the changelog for Valve’s new user interface didn’t mention clairvoyance as one of its features.

I’ll have more to say about Mass Effect 2′s Paragon/Renegade system soon. In the meantime it’s worth mentioning that the new Renegade ‘Interrupt’ actions are making it very difficult for my Shepherd to remain diplomatic.

Non trovo alcuna gioia in questo, ma non c’e altro modo.

Assassin’s Creed 2 is, undoubtedly, a much better game than its predecessor. That’s not to say it doesn’t have problems of its own. Essentially I’m nitpicking here, holding the game accountable for things that, truth be told, are part and parcel of its genre. The difference is that AC2 was so much the game I’d hoped for, and not the game I’d expected, that the few things that didn’t quite work bothered me far more than the collective mess of problems that usually plague open world games (hi Mercenaries 2). These, then, are those.

Tutorials

As someone who almost never RTFMs I have no desire to criticise tutorials in general. A quick overview of the controls and basic mechanics during the first mission is pretty much essential as games become increasingly convoluted. AC2 gives you a quick run down of the controls and basic mechanics during its first mission. It then continues to do so for what seems like the first half of the fucking game. Every single thing you can do in the game, from collecting feathers to beating up cheating husbands to using prostitutes (not in that way), has a main story mission attached to introduce it. The ceaseless parade of engineered scenarios explaining the use of these mechanics soon becomes tiring as you long to be let free to cause havoc your own way.

Late in the game you’re given a pistol-like attachment to your hidden blade and the subsequent mission, an actual main target assassination, is set up in such a way as to force you to use it. When you’re wasting a proper story-based assassination, the whole point of the game let’s not forget, to introduce (and perhaps justify) a weapon you’ll probably never use again then you’ve got a problem.

The truly egregious aspect of all this is how simple the solution is:

1. Display a text box showing what button activates your new weapon or move, or give a brief description of the mechanic. The game does this already.
2. Create an Animus based tutorial that the player can access to practice outside of the main game-world. Given that the game’s plot is centred around a man experiencing his ancestor’s life through a computer simulation there is a ready-made logical excuse for this. Even the first game did it in its opening tutorial.
3. Make it fucking optional.

The 'How to chase things' level. I'm not kidding.

Combat

Last post I praised the improved assassinating. This post I’m going to criticise the general combat. I’m even going to overlook how ridiculous it is that a game made in this day and age still feels the need to surround the character with enemies and only have them attack one at a time. The real problem with the combat is, ironically given the plot, how artificial it feels.

Of course the same can be said for the freerunning mechanic in which you just press the run button and let the magic happen. The difference is that when freerunning you’re constantly course correcting, looking for viable paths over rooftops, jumping, grabbing and stabbing the occasional archer, all at speed. Your own actions may only basically respond to what’s happening on screen, and there are definitely moments when it all breaks down and Ezio’s left stuck at a ledge, but the rate at which you process and enact on the visual information gives a feeling of fluidity that, mostly, matches what happens on screen.

The problem with the combat is not that its frustrating, it’s actually so easy as to be laughable, but that it’s just sterile. Every attack has a one button counter. Most enemies are taken down with a simple press of the counter-attack button at the right moment (and the margin of error for the counter-attack timing seems a lot more forgiving than the first game). For a while the heavily armoured enemies look like a problem until you realise you can just switch to unarmed combat and counter them to take their weapon and, usually, kill them in one move. The attacks from each enemy are so spaced out within a fight that there’s no sense of panic or frantic tactical assessment, just pressing the right button at the right time until, eventually, everyone’s dead. It’s not a battle, it’s fucking Parappa the Rapper with fancy visuals.

You gotta believe!

Also, it’s fucking ridiculous that a game made in this day and age still feels the need to surround the character with enemies and only have them attack one at a time.

Collectible Execution

To be fair most of the collectibles, the glyphs for example, are no problem and, as I said previously, there’s actually a fairly compelling reason to go after them. The feathers, though… Those stupid bloody feathers. You know what, the feathers are actually worse than the collectibles in most games because of the fact there’s a story related reason to find them. It means you might actually be tempted to go looking for the blasted things. Every other group of collectibles has a system attached that tells you where they are. Buildings that contain glyphs, for instance, are marked on your database which means your search of each one is limited to one small area. Not so with the feathers, which could be anywhere in the game world. You’re told how many are in each district but the districts are pretty large and the feathers, unsurprisingly, are quite small.

I’m going to do something I never thought I’d do and lift a suggested improvement from the last Prince of Persia game and its light seeds. Instead of making the player comb the game world for hidden objects, make them blindingly obvious but hard to get to. The developers of AC2 clearly think the game would work as a platformer, as proven by the surprisingly enjoyable tomb missions. If they had made the feathers into mini platforming puzzles, asking the player to figure the route and series of moves required to reach them, then the whole affair would have been a lot less laborious.

There are 100 feathers in the game. What the fuck are Italians doing to the birds?

The Present Day

Yeah… Those sections in the present day (or near future, I can’t really remember) still don’t work for me.

You get to do more this time and I loved the fact that the platforming, and even fighting, in these segments happens completely without any on-screen display (completely logical outside of the Animus yet so many games would have chickened out) but the story is complete shit. This time it all goes a bit Mayan, which isn’t at all an overused plot device in the run up to 2012. Worse still, the ending actually detracts from any closure to Ezio’s storyline who, you may remember, was the character I was actually fucking invested in.

Desmond can't quite get past Lucy's uncanny valley.

Hmm, all that was far more of a tirade then I’d expected to make. Still, with expectations dutifully lowered hopefully you’ll enjoy the game a whole lot more. As I draw this somewhat unplanned Ubisoft mini-season to a close I leave with one final thought on Assassin’s Creed 2: The fact that the game shows the passage of time by giving Ezio a beard in later levels is hilarious.

In an effort to break up the giant walls of text that this blog is predominantly comprised of I’ll be throwing up the odd short and simple post to highlight something specific I want to mention. Think of these as casual posts, to use a gaming metaphor I’m sure to regret in about an hour or so.

Clearly one of the features of Audiosurf is that it would be impossible to see every ‘level’ that it had to offer. You work with the music you’ve got on your hard-drive and while a lot of songs may produce a memorable experience because of how much you love the music, instances of tracks that provides a truly excellent course to ride are few and far between. I’d originally intended to do a Match-3 feature on great Audiosurf courses but, honestly, I’m yet to find one that comes close to rivalling Monkey Bee from Damon Albarn’s Chinese opera side project Monkey: Journey to the West.

The three phases of the song sync up with Audiosurf’s different gradients impressively. The start of the course is uphill, a pretty relaxed affair offering no real challenge. In the second phase, which kicks in at 2:40 of the above video, you get a higher tempo flat surface that bounces along to the electronic drum hits. At this point the collectible notes are perfectly spaced to practically fill the grid. Around the 3:50 mark the guitar hits and the track goes mental (this is also the point my video capture software freaks out for a few seconds). Here you get a constant descent, littered with tricky to avoid greys and dangerous, but tempting, collectibles. It’s complete fluke that this was the run I finally managed to get the Stealth award, netting the high score by quite some margin.

Anyway, maybe you can suggest an even better course for the game. If so, let us know in the comments.

Hey, neat. Ubisoft’s announced an Online Services Platform to be added to its future PC games. Let’s disingenuously pretend to read it for the first time to see what great services they’ll be adding… Online… As a platform…

What are the key elements of this platform for PC gamers?
Although a permanent online connection is required, this means that a CD/DVD is not required to play the game after installation. The protected game can be installed as many times and on as many computers as you like. Saved games are also synchronized online so the user can continue playing from any location with the game installed.

Waitta minute! A permanent online connection is required? This sounds suspiciously like [pause for effect] Digital Rights Management.

Yeah, ok, so Ubisoft announced this days ago and half the PC gaming portion of the Internet has already exploded about it. Everyone agrees it’s a bad idea. The only person who doesn’t agree, Gerald from this Gamespy article, makes a point so vacuous and out of touch with reality that everyone who reads it should disagree with him on principle. Still, given that I’m half-way through my unexpectedly lengthy Assassin’s Creed II posts and that, if my stats page is to be believed, the majority of people who read this blog are interested in PC gaming, it seemed somewhat remiss of me to ignore the issue.

To briefly get my bias on the whole issue of DRM out of the way, I totally understand that companies feel the need to protect their intellectual properties. As far as I see it, the whole ‘copyright is theft’ argument is both unrealistic and hugely insulting to the developers who’ve taken the time and effort to create their game. That said, Ubisoft’s proposal is completely batshit insane.

Why? The simple reason is that requiring a persistant online connection would make any Ubisoft PC titles I buy henceforth the only games that would be, on occasion, completely impossible to play… I think… wait, hold on.

- 1 Hour Later -

Ok, so when I wrote that last sentence I realised I had no idea if any games would stop me playing them without an Internet connection. Mine is online pretty much constantly, so it seems like the sort of thing I might have missed. So as not to come across as totally ignorant I’ve spent the last hour starting up games and periodically ripping out my wireless USB hoojamaflip to see what happened. First up was Steam, as I knew it had an offline mode and for some reason I was under the impression you needed an online connection to activate it. Ripping out the Internet during a game of Half Life 2: Episode 2 had absolutely no effect which was unsurprising when I realised my firewall had blocked the hl2.exe application while it waited for me to confirm it, meaning it had never been online in the first place. Still in online mode with no connection present I tried to start Portal. It started. It was all proving to be rather anti-climactic. After a stroke of pure genius I restarted Steam and got this error message:

“Fuck You Valve for leaving me unable to play my… Oh, an option to start Steam offline.” Choosing that option started Steam up as normal and gave me access to all the games I subsequently tried.

Ah, but what about Fallout 3? That is inexplicably tied to my Games for Windows Live account, meaning I can only access my savegames by signing into the service. I started it up and was informed that GfW had signed into offline mode still giving me access to all my save data. So yeah, fuck Ubisoft.

You may be wondering what the hell my problem is given that I had to go to all that effort to even see if a lack of connection affected any of my existing games. Well, our area’s Internet connection can be somewhat sporadic. Only the other day I lost connection for a half hour or so while I was playing Fallout 3. The game went into offline mode and continued on. I wonder how a future Ubisoft title would handle that…

What will happen if I lose my Internet connection when I play the game?
If you lose your Internet connection the game will pause while it tries to reconnect. If the Internet connection is unable to resume, the server will have stored your last saved game and you will be able to continue from where you left off once your Internet connection is restored.

Oh good, the game’s completely disabled until connection returns. The Q&A page doesn’t even make clear if you can save your game if the connection is interrupted. Even with a connection certain bandwidth heavy programs, µTorrent for example, knock out all other online processes. If I have to choose between playing the latest Ubisoft titles and completing my back catalog of That’s So Raven episodes*, I know who’s losing out.

The services provided by this move in no way justify the cost. Cloud saving is great, sure, but I doubt Ubisoft has many games that would run smoothly enough on notebooks to warrant it. It works for, say, Torchlight (to the point that I re-bought the game on Steam to have the feature) but that’s because Torchlight runs fine on most hardware. The same can’t be said for AC2, which I doubt many people will be installing on multiple PCs. Even for Ubi’s casual games that notebook would need an online wi-fi connection when on the move, something not widely available for free in the UK. Also, the old ‘CD/DVD not required’ argument – am I the only person who has no fucking problem with putting a DVD in the disk tray? The top picture is a Fallout 3 disk check error, because it was the only piece of DRM I could find to give an error on my computer, and I had to take the bloody thing out of the tray to make it happen.

Ah, here’s a telling question:

Can I resell my game?
Not at this time.

Strikes me as a two-birds-one-stone situation, given how much publishers hate resales. The stupid thing is that, to my mind, EA have already solved this issue with Bioware’s last two releases. Both Dragon Age and Mass Effect give free DLC to people who buy new copies, and offer the same DLC in paid form to those who purchase second hand. That’s a perfectly fine solution as it at least offers the consumer a choice. It’s an encouragement to buy new not a barrier from buying used. In that small distinction is a world of difference.

Bottom line, for me at least, is that, when I said publishers had a right to protect their IPs, well that goes both ways. Consumers have rights too and surely one of those should be that the people who actually purchase the game aren’t punished with a restrictive system that won’t affect those that pirate the game. Because this system will be cracked, as they all are, and future Ubisoft titles will be pirated. I’d argue that people who would have otherwise purchased a title will seriously consider pirating it.

And so, I leave with this question: If the piracy does increase on future titles, is a major publisher going to look at the figures and realise it needs to dial back its DRM or is it going to withdraw from the PC market altogether?

*Because tone and humour don’t always translate well in text I want to make it categorically clear that I have never downloaded an episode of That’s So Raven. Have you ever actually watched that show? Beyond shit.

Vai, amico, libero da fardelli e paure.

It’s commonplace for a game sequel to improve upon the original through various methods. The obvious ones are being bigger or adding more. Those developers with a more philosophical bent will add explosive action because, in gaming, anything explosive is a sure-fire moneymaker. Sometimes people with no understanding of the concept of cliche will add a darker, more intense story… That’s always a good move.

Increasingly, though, the developer will actually look at the criticism of the previous game and take steps to significantly change the experience for the better. It’s a move that should be celebrated and, in recognition of this, I’m going to look at some of the changes Assassin’s Creed II has made that fundamentally improve the experience.

Mission Structure

I’ll start with the major one. The first Assassin’s Creed tasked you with killing nine people, each in a different district across three cities. First, though, you had to find your target. This process involved completing a minimum of three out of a possible six information gathering missions. This introduced a whole host of problems. The most important of these was that there were only a handful of mission types (usually interrogate, pickpocket or eavesdrop) so, by the time you were looking for your third or fourth target, you were becoming bored of the whole thing. The other issue was that the bare-bones nature of the set-up to each assassination meant you only ever met a few recurring characters, the defining trait of any of which was the extent to which they disliked you (ranging from ‘sarcastic pleasentries’ to ‘all out foaming at the mouth’).

The sequel presents its main story as a sequence of linear missions. At first this may sound like a step backwards, bringing the game in line with the majority of open-world games out there. In practice it, somewhat ironically, unburdens the game of its rigidity. Major assassinations now feel like a progression of events that naturally lead to Ezio being within reach of killing his next victim. It makes each assassination feel unique instead of formulaic. It also makes Ezio a much more social creature than Altair, with many of the missions involving enlisting the help of others.

Narrative Structure

I’ve already covered most of this in the last section but specific mention should go to the way the game handles the slightly bizarre disconnect between the series’ two timelines. I’m assuming a level of familiarity with the plot of the two games but, for those unaware, they essentially cast the player in the role of a guy in the present experiencing the genetic memories of his ancestors through a big machine. In the first game this manifested in the player being taken out of game-proper just as you were getting into the swing of things and dumped back into the present day to listen to a big diatribe from your corporate captor (yes, the game features an evil corporation. Quelle surprise) and go to bed.

The sequel keeps you in Italy for most of the game, only pulling you out two or three times over the course. It’s actually infrequent enough that you start to warm to the moments you do spend outside of the Animus, becoming a welcome break from the main setting rather than an annoying distraction. Unfortunately these brief narrative segments are still no-way near compelling enough to justify themselves. Still, you do get to do more than just have a lie down.

Assassinations

The biggest problem I had with the first game: you couldn’t assassinate people. No matter how stealthily you made your way to the targets, dispatching guards before they knew you were there and avoiding archers in the distance from spotting you, the final confrontation was always a standard fight, followed by guards chasing you through the city. The infuriating thing was that I remember engineering situations where, by any normal application of logic, I should have been able to kill my target without ever being noticed. I even once stood on a roof overlooking my victim and tried to leap onto him while stabbing him with my hidden blade. Instead Altair jumped off of the roof, fumbled around a bit and then engaged in a standard sword fight. It struck me as a glaring omission.

The sequel allows you to leap onto your target while stabbing him with your hidden blade. You can assassinate while hanging from ledges and even when hidden in hay bales. There are more assassinations to perform, both in the main mission and in side quests, and most of them allow for a silent kill. Mess it up and you’re back to a series of fights to kill your target but, with the increased number of missions, messing one up feels less like a wasted opportunity as it does a motivation to learn from your mistakes and be more careful next time.

Collectible Motivation

Generally speaking, I’m not a fan of collectibles in open world games. Often they’re a lazy excuse to encourage the player to explore the world, with little or no incentive to do so. The first Assassin’s Creed was one of the worst examples of this, littering flags all over the three cities but offering no rewards for seeking them out. For the sequel there are actually more types of things to collect but, importantly, every single one not only offers rewards but actually ties these collectibles to an element of the story. Codex pages not only unlock weapon upgrades and health bonuses but take the form of journal entries from Altair, detailing events after the first game. Glyphs are encryptions left by a previous Abstergo test subject and, upon the completion of a ‘decryption’ puzzle, unlock a segment of a video enticingly called ‘The Truth’. In actual fact the video is pretty terrible, guilty of the series’ worse tendencies toward sci-fi indulgence but, conversely, the puzzles themselves are generally compelling, each one revealing some of the Templar’s machinations throughout history. Even the feathers, the game’s direct replacement of flags, are collected in an attempt to help your mother recover from her period of mourning over the loss of her youngest son. It’s good motivation to actually go looking for them even though it was somewhat hilarious that by the time I’d collected the last one Ezio’s mother hadn’t spoken a word in over 10 years.

Character

To be perfectly honest Altair was a bit of a dick. Ultimately he was vindicated, coming to learn to uphold the tenants of the Assassins of his own volition. Towards the end of the game he was continuing with his mission not out of blind faith to the brotherhood but because the price of allowing the Templars to achieve their goals was simply too great. Boy did it take a long time to get to that point though. For a long while it’s all too easy to identify with the procession of fellow assassins who disliked him, because his main character trait seemed to be misplaced arrogance.

Ezio is much more likable character, and more human in his motivations. The ‘avenge the death of your family’ plot might not be original but it works well. One great touch is that each assassination ends with Ezio uttering “requiescat in pace” (rest in peace). It shows a sympathy for the target and, more importantly, a tinge of sadness at the necessity of Ezio’s work. It gives the character a core of humanity that was largely absent from Altair’s portrayal, and makes him a much more relatable lead.

All this isn’t to say that the game is perfect. In the next part I’ll be looking at some of the decisions that don’t quite work, and which elements could use tweaking in order to enhance the experience.

Ah crap, we’ve been at this all night

-Main Character, Dark Void

At which point, right at the start of the demo, the only thing I’m thinking is, ‘Ah crap, another main character voiced by Nolan North.’ Don’t get me wrong, he’s a really good voice actor, but after playing Uncharted 2 and Assassin’s Creed 2 fairly recently, and with Prince of Persia being a not-too-distant memory, I’m getting more than a little bored of his voice.

And the thing is I shouldn’t be able to tell. I’m almost completely rubbish at recognising voice-over artists, to the point that a friend had to point out to me that Morrigan and Alistair from Dragon Age were being voiced by the same people that did Chloe and Flynn from Uncharted 2 despite the fact they’re doing the same bloody voices in games that required them to converse with each other in a similar manner and that I was playing at the same time.

Perhaps my biggest issue is that hearing North’s voice seems to signal a very specific kind of character archetype: a cocky yet lovable rogue who gets embroiled in an escalating crisis but manages to wisecrack his way out of it with some degree of bumbling luck. Would a little bit of diversion from the stock formula be too much to ask for? Maybe I’m being unfair, but surely there are other voice actors in need of work.

Luckily the demo gave me the impression that Dark Void was rubbish; an impression most reviews have confirmed, so at least I’m getting a break.